Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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