I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
