i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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