I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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