I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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