we made out on top of his cat.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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