at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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