having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
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You. Win. At. Life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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