just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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