i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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