How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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