what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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