"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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