I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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