if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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