I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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