Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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