Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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