Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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