I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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