she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Randomize
