I feel like abortions should bother me more
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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