That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
