Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
one might say we're banned from that church
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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