WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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