omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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