So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
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We had to coat check the pizza.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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