Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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