is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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