): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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