I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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