Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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