Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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