The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
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Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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