dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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