so that wasnt chicken after all
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Randomize
