I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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