ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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