Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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