Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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