Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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