Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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