did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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