Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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