Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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