i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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