Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
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Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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