you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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