my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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