kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
