so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Gay?
German.
Pity.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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