People in love make me want to vomit
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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