Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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