i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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