Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
