Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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