I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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