This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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