Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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