Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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